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Book a placement

Choose a slot, period, target link, and upload the exact banner size required for that placement. Stripe checkout is the next connection point; requests are collected safely first.

Placements

Rates are starter placeholders and can be changed in the site rate card. Final bookings are subject to approval.


Booking request

Choose a placement.
Ready.

Banner rules

Each placement has a fixed pixel size. The upload must match exactly. No blurry upscales, no random crops, no banner spaghetti.

  • JPG, PNG, or WebP.
  • Maximum 4 MB.
  • One link per banner.
  • Animated banners are not enabled yet.
  • Payment automation will connect through Stripe after keys and webhook secrets are added.